DISCLAIMER: Okay, okay, I've NEVER looked at porn. EVER! It's filthy, degrading and just plain disgusting. I consider "making love" an activity God created for married, committed couples. (I must be old-fashioned).

Anyway, last night, while rummaging through my local Books-A-Million, I found the following book. The title may be deceptive, but DO NOT FEAR! This is the essence of what every woman wants from her man. ("The Hubby" even checked it out!) Out of the entire book, he actually does 2 of these...YIPPEE!

I believe all women will get a kick outta this book. Click on the pic to be transported, magically,(via hyperlink) to Amazon.com.
INSIDE FLAP: Prepare to enter a fantasy world. A world where clothes get folded just so, delicious dinners await, and flatulence is just not that funny. Give the fairer sex what they really want beautiful PG photos of hunky men cooking, listening, asking for directions, accompanied by steamy captions: "I love a clean house!" or "As long as I have two legs to walk on, you'll never take out the trash." Now this is porn that will leave women begging for more!

And this, my fellow chicas, has been your moment of Zen (wishful thinking).