I thought there was no justice in the world. With all the natural disasters, famine and disease, I thought there was no hope for humanity's survival. THEN I turned on the news and got some WONDERFUL news! (Instantly renewing my faith in mankind.)

PARIS HILTON IS DOING 45 DAYS FOR DUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FINALLY that spoiled, rich, skanky chick is going to be punished for breaking the law. If she gets off, I think I'll have to sign a petition, or start my own. I heard on the Today show this morning, that something like 80% of folks think she should DEFINITELY pay for her ...uh... "indiscretion" by being locked up.

If your interested in the details, here's a complete "run down" of her situation. Man, she makes me sick.... http://www.exposay.com/paris-hilton-gets-arrested-for-drunk-driving/v/4203/

The crazy thing is, she's trying to say it's unfair that she be put in jail...she's just to BUSY to be bothered. She's a spoiled idiot and FINALLY someone who has the authority to "lock her up"stepped up and wasn't afraid to "put her down". And good riddance to "skanky" rubbish, I say.

Man, I know we're not supposed to "hate" anyone, but I dislike her more than any "celebrity". Uhhhhh...I'm going to go take a shower now. I'm afraid I may have caught something from her just talking about her....UHHHHHHHHHHHH