HERE'S ANOTHER "CELEBRITY" IF I NEVER SAW AGAIN, I WOULD BE IN NIRVANA.

<---- WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL WITH THIS 80 LB SKANK HO? I FEEL LIKE MY EYEBALLS NEED DELOUSING BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF CATCHING SOMETHING FROM JUST LOOKING AT "IT". IF YOU ARE UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT I'M JEALOUS, DON'T KID YOURSELF. I'M A WOMAN, NOT AN 8 YEAR OLD BOY WITH NO MEAT ON MY BONES. NO WOMAN WANTS TO LOOK LIKE SUCH FILTH AS THIS. NO DECENT WOMAN, THAT IS. IS SHE SO POPULAR BECAUSE OF HER CONSTANT NEED TO BE NAKED? DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND JOIN SOME REMOTE(translation: Far Away!) TRIBE AND BE NAKED ALL THE TIME. BETTER YET, DON'T. THE TRIBEPEOPLE DON'T EVEN WANT TO SEE YOUR PUNY, SKANKY-HO SELF! (AND WHO KNOWS WHAT DISEASE THEY MIGHT CATCH FROM YOU? OOOOHHHHHHH! THE HUMANITY!) HERE'S AN IDEA: TAKE A BATH, PUT ON SOME CLOTHES (PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) AND SPEND THE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS YOUR DADDY HAS ON A DECENT CAUSE: LIKE CANCER RESEARCH, AIDS, WORLD HUNGER OR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. THAT WOULD SERIOUSLY BE "HOT", YOU STUCK-UP, NASTY, SPOILED HO!

Sorry I got so up-in-the-air. That "Thing" ALWAYS makes me naucous.