Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Thirteen "Family Guy" Quotes
Family Guy is my favorite animated show.
These quotes are from all characters (mostly Stewie) and are in no particular order:
"Oh, how ruthlessly absurd!"
"Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says ooooooo."
"Forecast for tomorrow; a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!"
"Come, ice cream. Come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me!"
"Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside."
"Giggity giggity goo! "
"What the deuce? "
"Victory is mine!"
"Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here? "
"I love it more than I love taffy... and I'm a man who loves his taffy."
"No sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."
"Ha ha. Oh, this is so good it just HAS to be fattening."
"Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet."