I was watching The Simpson's Sunday night. (one of four tv shows I actually watch!)

The repeat was the episode where Marge uses the ice cream sticks (provided by Homer) to make "folk art'.

After Homer destroys Marge's "art show" she storms into their house. Homer spouts out this hilarious, ironic, totally-true quote:

"Well, EXCUSE ME for having enormous flaws that I refuse to work on!"

I laughed until my belly hurt. This is now the signature on my email and is my new motto. It's SO me! If I could get a tatoo, this would be it!